They're Torturing them with Women!!!

From the lead editorial in the New York Times yesterday, we have this about the appalling conditions in Guantánamo:

The Red Cross did say fearful Guantánamo prisoners complained less frequently in 2004 than in 2003 about female interrogators who exposed their breasts, kissed prisoners, touched them sexually and showed them pornography. But it's hard to see that as progress.

If the editorial board of the NYT keeps this up, we’re going to have every sexually repressed male in this country confessing to terrorist connections and devote Muslim beliefs. Perhaps the Arab terrorists aren’t so stupid after all, or maybe they're just smarter than the Red Cross and NYT Editors.